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#1 OFFLINE   audiomaster

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 08:23 PM

A man receives a text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry Bob, I have to confess, I’ve been tapping your wife. I’ve been doing it day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology. I promise that it won't happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

“Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife.”
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#2 OFFLINE   Scott Kocourek

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

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#3 OFFLINE   chevyguy559

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 01:21 PM

LOL oops  :rotfl:



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#4 OFFLINE   billsharpe

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 04:39 PM

That's funny! Also a good argument for gun control... :evilgrin: 


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#5 OFFLINE   B Newt

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 07:24 PM

My idea of gun control is aim better!


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 07:38 PM

My idea of gun control is aim better!
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Aim better. How many times do you want to kill her.

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 07:50 PM

I don't want to kill anyone I'm tired of anti gun people. That is all


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Posted 02 March 2014 - 04:29 AM

That's funny! Also a good argument for gun control... :evilgrin: 

Gun control is being able to hit your target. 


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#9 OFFLINE   billsharpe

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:07 PM

Gun control does not mean no guns at all, but that's getting way off topic.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 12:47 PM

Gun control does not mean no guns at all, but that's getting way off topic.

agree with you on this one but lets not go there


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:36 PM

Second shot to his phone



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