Welcome to DBSTalk
Like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community. Sign-up is a free and simple process that requires minimal information. Be a part of our community by signing in or creating an account. The Digital Bit Stream starts here!
- Reply to existing topics or start a discussion of your own
- Subscribe to topics and forums and get email updates
- Send private personal messages (PM) to other forum members
- Customize your profile page and make new friends
The following "errors" that were planned for Windows 2000
Posted 05 May 2002 - 07:29 AM
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
BREAKFAST.SYS halted...Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing...Insert cup and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Reboot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
User Error: Replace User.
Windows Virus Scan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it: (Y/Y)
Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic.
Posted 05 May 2002 - 10:58 AM
Posted 07 May 2002 - 06:58 AM
Posted 07 May 2002 - 07:19 AM
I don't know if it's true or not, but I've heard that Windows XP now comes with a six pack and a sample of Zanax.
I use five different firewalls -- not that I'm paranoid or anything -- but, now when I boot, the five of 'em duke it out to be in charge. I finally set them up to take turns Mon-Fri, and on weekends I let the parrot keep an eye on traffic. He squawks whenever the hit window pops up. Pretty cool, huh?
Whoops, gotta go. Time for my medication.
~ 14th Year on DBSTalk ~
Charter Gold Club Member
DBSTalk Club ~ 21k Club
Top 10 Poster