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Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop


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#1 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 06 May 2002 - 11:13 AM

Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop

1. Hold my beer so I can reach my license.

2.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 to catch up with me.

4. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars on the road, that's how far ahead of me they are.

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Posted 06 May 2002 - 11:22 AM

:lol: :rolling:

Good one Nick!

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Posted 07 May 2002 - 01:45 AM

Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop
So Nick did you make these statements to a police officer?
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#4 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 07 May 2002 - 07:03 AM

Ed, I've found what works best for me in that situation is to demonstrate abject humility, remorse and contrition right up to the point when they put the cuffs on me.

Actually, I have great respect for all law enforcement officers. They are all that stand between us and anarchy.

Both of my sons, of whom I am exceedingly proud, are cops, so I have to pretty much behave myself.

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Posted 07 May 2002 - 10:58 PM

I was only joking.
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Posted 08 May 2002 - 09:28 AM

I know, Ed.

But thanks, anyway. Your hilarious rimshot gave me the perfect opening to brag on my sons.

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Posted 14 May 2002 - 10:35 PM

lol, that was funny. I really liked "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning, too!"




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