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Guest Message by DevFuse


Tyson is always fair game! please excuse some of the foul language

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#1 OFFLINE   John Walsh

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Posted 07 May 2002 - 09:08 AM

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and
finish grade 5.

This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary
word in a sentence.
Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,somebody get
that catacomb.

Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they
gonna send me back to the joint.

Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say,
"bull****, that watch Israel."

Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to
the pool hall.

Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain
for dinner?"

Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say,"fortify".

Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
John Walsh
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#2 OFFLINE   Nick


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Posted 07 May 2002 - 09:42 AM

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Pekinese: I not proud of it, but wen I see the ho nex doe, I pekinese mysef in da windo.


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