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#1 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 23 May 2002 - 06:34 PM

I figured I'd start my daily joke one-liner. I've got so many. The laughing place is a PERFECT place for me.

"That guy is so stupid, he could flunk recess."
Jerry Lawler - referring to Razor Ramon (Scott Hall)

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#2 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 24 May 2002 - 09:11 PM

The quote for 5-25-02:

"That's about as exciting as watching two flies f--king"
George Carlin
Anybody else wonder just how horrible WWE's "wrestling" is gonna get?

#3 OFFLINE   MarkA

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Posted 25 May 2002 - 11:08 PM

I like the first one!

#4 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 26 May 2002 - 01:05 PM

LOL.

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion, you wouldn't wanna f--- in the first place?"
George Carlin
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#5 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 26 May 2002 - 02:27 PM

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion, you wouldn't wanna f--- in the first place?"

Actually, I think it should be stated the other way around. Have you seen most of those NOW broads (excuse the term)? :ewww:

#6 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 28 May 2002 - 07:33 AM

"Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?"
"No."
"Then why are you wearing a bra?"
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#7 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 29 May 2002 - 07:36 AM

"I stand by all of the mistakes I've ever made."
Dan Quayle
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#8 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 30 May 2002 - 05:39 PM

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
George Carlin
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