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Solution to aviation problems

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#1 OFFLINE   poeppe



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Posted 04 June 2002 - 02:56 PM

Dear Federal Aviation Administration:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every businessman in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman.

No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this?

At your service,

William Jefferson Cliton

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#2 OFFLINE   lee635


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Posted 20 June 2002 - 04:21 PM

Didn't Braniff Airlines really have a stewardess on each plane who stripped on the plane? God I wish I had been older in the 70s.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Ghandi

#3 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 20 June 2002 - 05:41 PM

Not quite. They did wear mini-skirts though.
The Pump Don't Work 'cause the Vandals Took the Handles.

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