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Astros Field becomes Minute Maid Park, let the puns begin!


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#1 OFFLINE   invaliduser88

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Posted 06 June 2002 - 10:20 AM

I guess when they retract the roof in the evenings, the announcer will say, "And their peeling the top off of the juice box!"

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Posted 06 June 2002 - 10:26 AM

Groannnnn! :(

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Posted 06 June 2002 - 10:34 AM

The Astro's will beat their opponent to a pulp!

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Posted 06 June 2002 - 02:28 PM

Ooooh, That's ugly.

Certainly there must be a limit to corporate named stadiums. This must be it.

'Strohs fans must be embarrassed.......:lol:

How about the Dunkin Donuts Center (in either DE or RI, I forget) kinda took the cake for me. :D

I guess the name Minute Maid park is fitting, since Ken Caminiti(an ex-Astro) was on the juice!
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Posted 06 June 2002 - 02:41 PM

Is O-J going to be invited to throw out the first
pitch when the Stros return to "The Maid?"
Or will he be asked to just "slice" a few?

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Posted 07 June 2002 - 08:12 AM

Gives a whole 'nuther meaning to "squeeze play" :lol:

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Posted 07 June 2002 - 10:34 AM

Will they have a bring your own vodka night?

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Posted 07 June 2002 - 02:51 PM

They had to groom the Maid's grass today.......
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Posted 07 June 2002 - 02:52 PM

The Mets got a citrus spanking at the Maid.....
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Posted 12 June 2002 - 02:00 PM

Huh???? :confused:


- It's all apples and oranges to me. :shrug:

- When life hands you a lemon (team), make lemonade. :lol:

- Minute Maid Park? Does that mean the astros are three-up and three-down in a minute.

- What do you get when you mix Minute Maid orange juice and Viagrin? A ball team that is 'hard to beat' :goodjob:

- Q. What did the Minute Maid say when she went into the Astro's clubhouse?
A. Gee, fellas, are those bats in your Hanes, or are you just happy to see me? :blush:

- Yer honor, I admit I drank some orange juice, but I swear I didn't swallow any. :angel:


Murder Mystery: Minute Maid was found dead in the dougout. She had been squeezed to death, and had large tooth marks all over her body. Who dunnit? :confused:


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