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Dad Explains Reality to his son


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#1 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 20 June 2002 - 10:22 AM

Son, doing homework, asks dad the difference between "hypothetical" and "Reality".

Dad thinks for a moment, then says "Son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with a strange man for $500,000."

Son comes back saying " Mom said 'yes', but what does that have to do with my question?"

Dad says "Now go upstairs and ask your sister the same thing."

Son comes back "She said 'sure, why not?', but what does that have to do with my question?"

Dad says "Well, son, hypothetically, our family is now worth a million bucks, but in reality, you and I are living with two sluts."

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#2 OFFLINE   John Corn

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Posted 20 June 2002 - 11:09 AM

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