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A Bit of Bull


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#1 OFFLINE   John Corn

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Posted 21 June 2002 - 05:51 AM

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following
a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He
asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell,
I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will
be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and
then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy
of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."
Have a Great Day! :) :flag:

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#2 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 22 June 2002 - 03:35 PM

:lol:
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#3 OFFLINE   Adam Richey

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Posted 22 June 2002 - 10:18 PM

LOL. That joke is VERY wrong, but VERY funny. That is horrible. LOL.
Anybody else wonder just how horrible WWE's "wrestling" is gonna get?

#4 OFFLINE   Steve Mehs

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Posted 22 June 2002 - 10:21 PM

:lol:
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#5 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 23 June 2002 - 11:28 AM

The joke is very bad. In fact, it's NUTS.
Perhaps it should be called "A BITE of Bull".

:rolleyes:

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