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#1 OFFLINE   poeppe

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Posted 25 June 2002 - 09:14 AM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"
she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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#2 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 25 June 2002 - 09:22 AM

Funny!

Neat avatar, poeppe. Reminds me of every time I get out of the car at Wally World.


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#3 OFFLINE   John Corn

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Posted 25 June 2002 - 01:51 PM

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