Jump to content


Welcome to DBSTalk


Sign In 

Create Account
Welcome to DBSTalk. Our community covers all aspects of video delivery solutions including: Direct Broadcast Satellite (DBS), Cable Television, and Internet Protocol Television (IPTV). We also have forums to discuss popular television programs, home theater equipment, and internet streaming service providers. Members of our community include experts who can help you solve technical problems, industry professionals, company representatives, and novices who are here to learn.

Like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community. Sign-up is a free and simple process that requires minimal information. Be a part of our community by signing in or creating an account. The Digital Bit Stream starts here!
  • Reply to existing topics or start a discussion of your own
  • Subscribe to topics and forums and get email updates
  • Send private personal messages (PM) to other forum members
  • Customize your profile page and make new friends
 
Guest Message by DevFuse

Photo

blond putting together a puzzle


  • Please log in to reply
1 reply to this topic

#1 OFFLINE   poeppe

poeppe

    Legend

  • Registered
  • 139 posts
Joined: Mar 25, 2002

Posted 28 June 2002 - 07:58 AM

A blonde called her boyfriend one evening and when he answered the phone he noticed that she was sobbing uncontrollably. He asked her what was wrong and she told him that she was trying to put together a jig-saw puzzle but that none of the pieces would fit together. She told her boyfriend that she couldn't even find the straight edges for the border.

He asked her what the puzzle was a picture of and she replied "it is supposed to be a puzzle of a rooster." He calmed her down and told her that he would come over to help her out.

When the boyfriend arrived at her place the blonde took him into the kitchen where she had laid all the pieces laid out on the table. He surveyed the situation and then said "Honey, I think it would be best to put the corn flakes back into the box".

...Ads Help To Support This SIte...

#2 OFFLINE   Richard King

Richard King

    Hall Of Fame

  • Registered
  • 21,331 posts
Joined: Mar 25, 2002

Posted 28 June 2002 - 09:00 AM

:lol: :D
The Pump Don't Work 'cause the Vandals Took the Handles.




spam firewall