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#1 OFFLINE   John Corn

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Posted 29 June 2002 - 08:09 AM

Two hunters named Bubba and Earl are out in the woods
hunting, when Earl falls to the ground. He doesn't seem
to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to the operator, "My friend looks like he's dead!
What can I do?"

The police operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy. I can help...First, lets make sure
he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard......Bubba then
says, "OK, now what?"
Have a Great Day! :) :flag:

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