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#1 OFFLINE   Steve Mehs

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 09:42 AM

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something."
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot
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#2 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 10:17 AM

Steve, we used to call it a "hardware store". Have you ever heard of those? :)

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#3 OFFLINE   Steve Mehs

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 06:54 PM

Yep I have, Best Buy is my hardware store of choice :D
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