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#1 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 09 September 2002 - 07:28 AM

A teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She
> > asks
> > > > her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats
too.
> > > >
> > > > Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be
like
> > > > their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
> > > >
> > > > There is, however, one exception. A boy named Adam has not gone
> > > > along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
> > > > different.
> > > > "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."
> > > > "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
> > > > "Why I'm a proud fiscal conservative Republican," boasts the little
> boy.
> > > >
> > > > The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks
> > > > Adam why he is a fiscal conservative Republican.
> > > > "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an
> > > > intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking.
> > > > My Dad and Mom are fiscal conservative Republicans, and I am a
fiscal
> > > > conservative Republican too."
> > > >
> > > > The teacher is now quite angry that she did not get through to him.
> > > > "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a
> > > > moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
> > > >
> > > > Adam pauses and smiles, "Why then, I'd be a liberal Democrat!"
> > > >

:D :lol:
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