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things the merger will solve


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#1 OFFLINE   gowilk

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Posted 10 September 2002 - 01:31 PM

:lol:
1. world hunger
2. Al-quaida flying planes into our buildings
3. inflation
4. stock market collapse
5. unemployment (except for direct tv installers of course).
6. Monopolization of the cable industry
7. BILL GATES (charlie hates him, i think)
8. communism (charlie will have to go in a time wrap for that one)
9. trade deficit
10. high gasoline prices (automatic discount for dish installers i think).


... must be more but i have no time left ...MUST GO WRITE CONGRESSMAN ON BENEFITS OF MERGER ... not sure why exactly but it's something pavlovian.

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#2 OFFLINE   JBKing

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Posted 10 September 2002 - 01:41 PM

  • Will prove to be a cure for the common cold
  • Eliminate mad cow disease and West Nile Virus
  • Will innoculate everyone for small pox and anthrax if you remove and reinsert smart card on your DishPlayer
  • Whether bin laden is dead or alive
  • How Jim Ferguson ever came to be labeled a film 'critic'
  • How TNGTony types so fast
  • Where Bob Haller is hiding
  • Who really shot Kennedy
  • Why Miss Kelly doesn't answer her emails! ;) (private joke, sorry!)
  • Everything but declining picture quality, DishPlayer blinkouts and buggy E* software releases! :D

Great post, gowilk!
Earl, I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs.

#3 OFFLINE   John Corn

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 01:26 PM

:lol:
Have a Great Day! :) :flag:

#4 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 01:32 PM

How TNGTony types so fast

Nothing will EVER figure that one out. :lol:
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#5 OFFLINE   gowilk

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 03:26 PM

mr Moderator:??????????????????

NON-DBS topic for this one... i fear ur merger/e* bias is showing a bit


if you can't take a little sarcasm ... u MUST be related to Charlie Ergen

LOL

#6 OFFLINE   Geronimo

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 03:35 PM

Originally posted by gowilk
mr Moderator:??????????????????

NON-DBS topic for this one... i fear ur merger/e* bias is showing a bit


if you can't take a little sarcasm ... u MUST be related to Charlie Ergen

LOL



huh???????????????????????????

What is wrong with this topic? How did the moderator show bias? In waht way can't he take sarcasm?
I never cared for all the signatures that insult posters with other points of view.

#7 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 05:08 PM

Must be some kind of coded message. Makes no sense to me either.
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#8 OFFLINE   JBKing

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Posted 11 September 2002 - 10:57 PM

I think he means the fact that this was originally posted in the General forum, but moved to laughter.

%&$# moderators! No matter where you go, they never please us posters! :D ;)
Earl, I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs.




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