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#1 OFFLINE   Unthinkable

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Posted 22 September 2002 - 11:51 AM

A Man's Prayer

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:


Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please  allow her  body to
switch with mine for a day.
Amen.

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next  morning,  
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,  cooked breakfast  for  his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school  clothes, fed them  breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,  came home and  picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and  stopped at  the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove  home  to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the check book, He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do their homework,  then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 p.m. he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables  for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for  supper. After  supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the  dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the  kids, and put them to bed.


At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't  
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.  Please, oh please,  let us trade back." The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

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You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

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#2 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 22 September 2002 - 05:06 PM

:lol: Poor "guy"
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