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Top Signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO


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Posted 22 September 2002 - 06:54 PM

Top Signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO -


a.. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters
b.. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
c. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming
d.. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them
e.. The directions to your doctor's office include "take a left at the trailer   park"
f.. You ask for Viagara; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape


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