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Daily Bill Clinton Jog
Posted 22 September 2002 - 07:06 PM
And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner,
day after day.
Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly
about to follow.
"Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb.
"No, five dollars!" he would shout back.
This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days. He'd run by.
She'd holler, "Fifty dollars" He'd yell back, "Five dollars! "
One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the
jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized the "pro"
would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including Hillary) and he would have to come up
with a very good explanation for his wife, the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became overcome with
anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough there she was...standing where she
always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the jogging
Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill: "See what you get for five bucks!"
Posted 22 September 2002 - 07:12 PM
Keep America Beautiful, Ban Verizon From Your Home!
Down With Verizon!
Posted 22 September 2002 - 09:23 PM