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Posted 05 March 2002 - 01:41 PM


WOMAN

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and decided to start doing sit-ups tomorrow.

4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until raw.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).

11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.

12. Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray Tilex Fresh Shower all over shower.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.

16. Check entire body for zits and unsightly hairs. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

18. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.


MAN

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecks. Admire the size of your pecker in the mirror, scratch your balls, scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Blow your nose into your hand and rinse under the spray.

6. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)

7. Wash your face.

8. Wash your armpits.

9. Fart and then laugh at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

10. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

11. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.

12. Shampoo your hair.

13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.

15. Pee (in the shower)

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.

17. Partially dry off.

18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire pecker size.

19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your pecker, go "Hey baby!" and thrust your pelvis at her.

22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.



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