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Guest Message by DevFuse
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Posted 02 March 2002 - 04:17 PM
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man
walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue,
yellow. The old man just stared.
The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you
were my son."
Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
1:cool: Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd
is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and
tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright
and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the
lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED..
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
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Posted 04 March 2002 - 04:39 AM
....I liked that joke!!