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A Bit of Bull

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Corn, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. John Corn

    John Corn Hall Of Fame

    Mar 21, 2002
    An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following
    a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a
    sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
    table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He
    asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
    are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
    The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell,
    I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one
    serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
    morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will
    be sure to save you this delicacy!"
    The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and
    then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy
    of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
    his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
    delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
    you serve yesterday!"
    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.
    Sometimes the bull wins."
  2. Richard King

    Richard King Hall Of Fame

    Mar 25, 2002
  3. Adam Richey

    Adam Richey Hall Of Fame

    Mar 25, 2002
    Kokomo, IN
    LOL. That joke is VERY wrong, but VERY funny. That is horrible. LOL.
  4. Steve Mehs

    Steve Mehs Hall Of Fame

    Mar 21, 2002
  5. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    The joke is very bad. In fact, it's NUTS.
    Perhaps it should be called "A BITE of Bull".


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