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A Doctor, Engineer, and Pastor Golfing

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. citico

    citico Legend

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    A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

    Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

    Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

    Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

    George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

    The group was silent for a moment.

    Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

    Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

    Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Funny! :lol:
     
  3. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

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    I hope they use Orange balls. :D
     
  4. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Make that flashing, beeping orange balls.
     

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