Let's start a thread with your favorite "a guy walks into a bar" jokes. A guy walks into a bar, he's got his dog with him. Bartender says, you can't have that dog in here. Guy says, You don't get it, this is a talking dog. Bartender says, ok you prove that he stays. Otherwise you're both out. Guy says OK dog, what's on top of a house. Dog says, Roof. Guy says OK dog, what's my name. Dog says, Ralph. Guy says OK dog, who was the greatest baseball player who ever lived. Dog says, Ruth. Bouncer comes over, gives the guy the heave ho. Picks up the dog, then the dog looks back at the bartender, he says, Maybe I shoulda said Dimaggio!