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a sensative man

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by matt, May 31, 2010.

  1. matt

    matt New Member

    Jan 11, 2010
    I got one I actually thought was funny...

    A woman meets a man in a bar.
    They talk; they connect;
    they end up leaving together.
    They get back to his place,
    and as he shows her around his
    apartment she notices that one wall
    of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
    cuddly teddy bears...

    There are three shelves in the bedroom,
    with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    in rows, covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken
    quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    and she was immediately touched
    by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display.
    There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
    covering the length of the middle shelf,
    and huge, enormous bears running
    all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an
    obviously masculine guy
    to have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears.
    She is quite impressed by his
    sensitive side but doesn't mention this to

    They share a bottle of wine and
    continue talking and,
    after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future
    father of my children?'
    She turns to him and kisses him
    lightly on the lips .
    He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
    and he romantically lifts her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom
    where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she
    responds with more passion,
    more creativity, more heat than she
    has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night
    of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    they are lying there together in
    the afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly,
    'Well, how was it?'
    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her
    cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

    'Help yourself to any prize
    from the middle shelf'
  2. coldsteel

    coldsteel Hall Of Fame

    Mar 29, 2007
  3. barryb

    barryb New Member

    Aug 26, 2007
    :eek: :lol:
  4. chevyguy559

    chevyguy559 Fresno State Bulldog!

    Sep 19, 2008
    Fresno, CA
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
  6. matt

    matt New Member

    Jan 11, 2010
    Yeah, I know, I can't change it. :(

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