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Animal Husbandry

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by HiPocket, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. HiPocket

    HiPocket AllStar

    Apr 25, 2002
    A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening,
    she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
    Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you
    know that humans are the only species in which the female
    achieves orgasm?"

    She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
    He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and
    walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

    About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and
    says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that
    pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

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