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Blonde Emergency Room Visit

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by hdtvfan0001, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

    Jul 28, 2004
    A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

    'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

    'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

    'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

    'So then?' asked the doctor.

    'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,00000 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

    'So then?'

    'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
  2. roadrunner1782

    roadrunner1782 Icon

    Sep 27, 2008
    But the bullet would have went into her brain, ohhh I get it now!:D:lol:

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