Boy and a Frog

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  1. jimmie57

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    One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him, “Boy, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess.”

    The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed the frog into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I will stay with you for a week.

    “The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,

    I will do ANYTHING you want!”

    The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled, and put it back. Finally, the frog cried, “Boy, what is the matter, I have told you that I am a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!”

    The boy took the frog from his pocket and said, “Look, I am an engineering student, I have no time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!”
     
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  2. yosoyellobo

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    Did not see that coming.
     
  3. Nick

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    A frog is just a frog, but sometimes a princess can be a pain in the ass.
     
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  4. P Smith

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    I wouldn't be so sure - excessively talking frog will damage your brain pretty soon.:)
     
  5. James Long

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    So will an excessive talking princess. Just saying.
     
  6. Eva

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    That is funny!! :joycat:
     
  7. jimcoe

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    A guy walked into the bar with a frog on his head. The bartender exclaimed "In my 20 years as a bartender this is a first." The frog replied "Yeah and just to think it started out as a wart on my ass."
     

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