Bumper Stickers I'd love to See!

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by HarryD, Mar 14, 2003.

  1. HarryD

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    Lehigh...
    17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *******.
    16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
    15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
    13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
    11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    9. Differance between a whore & a *****? A whore screws everyone. A ***** screws everyone but you.
    8. Some people don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
    7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
    3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
    2. Hang up and drive!!

    And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

    1. Welcome to America...now speak English

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  2. Nick

    Nick Charter Gold Club Member

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    The...
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  3. tontomono

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    Save a horse, ride a cowboy ;)
     
  4. Nick

    Nick Charter Gold Club Member

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    The...
    Here's one I saw on a pickup & wished I hadn't...

    "BACK OFF OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD"

    Except that some wag had filled in the space between the bottom of the L and I in FLICK! :

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