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Condom Slogans

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Dmitriy, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. Dmitriy

    Dmitriy Godfather/Supporter DBSTalk Gold Club

    Mar 24, 2002
    1. Cover your stump before you hump
    2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
    4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
    5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
    6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
    7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
    8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
    9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
    10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
    11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
    12. If you go into heat, package your meat
    13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
    14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
    15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
    16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
    17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
    18. The right selection will protect your erection
    19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
    20. A crank with armor will never harm her
    21. No glove, no love!

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