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DEA Agent

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Greg Alsobrook, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Greg Alsobrook

    Greg Alsobrook Lifetime Achiever

    Apr 1, 2007
    Got this in an email forward today. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

    A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana, and talks with
    an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect
    your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'

    The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that
    field over there' as he points out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I
    have the authority of the Federal Government with me.'
    Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge
    and proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this
    badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
    wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given.
    Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The
    old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his

    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
    sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close
    behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step
    the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
    likely that he'll get "horned" before he
    reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The
    old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
    yells at the top of his lungs.....

    'Your badge...Show him your badge!!'
  2. roadrunner1782

    roadrunner1782 Icon

    Sep 27, 2008
    That's a very funny way to turn someones own words around them! LOL!!!
  3. turey22

    turey22 Hall Of Fame

    Jul 30, 2007
    That was funny lol I like these jokes on here!
  4. TSR

    TSR Legend

    Feb 7, 2009
    I've dealt a little with DEA, ATF, SWAT, etc and that reminds me of them, haha
  5. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

    Jun 19, 2004
  6. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    Were you on the receiving end of their services? :eek:

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