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Death and Marriage

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by rhambling, Jul 4, 2009.

  1. rhambling

    rhambling Godfather

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    Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

    HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

    WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

    HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

    WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

    HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

    WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

    HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house .'

    WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

    HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

    WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

    HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

    WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

    HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

    WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

    HUSBAND: 'No... I'm sure she'd want her own.'

    WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

    HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

    WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

    HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.'

    WIFE: - silence -

    HUSBAND: ' . . .. . ****.'
     
  2. dave29

    dave29 New Member

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    !rolling!rolling

    He was caught up in the moment:lol:
     
  3. roadrunner1782

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    !rolling
     

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