LOL...that’s an easy one for me. A bit over two years ago when I finally ditched D after well over 20 years with them I had a balance on my account. I waited a few months but didn’t get anything from them so I called. They tried everything they could to get me back. They offered all new equipment for free and got down to literally less than $20 per month. I thought the guy on the phone was actually gonna cry when I kept saying no thanks. So the answer for me is they could give me D service for free and I wouldn’t go back. It has nothing to do with the money for me....and my wife and I are very lucky, we can afford pretty much anything, money is not an issue for us. But again, and I hate to sound like a broken record but it’s an important point, that’s just us. Everybody’s situation is different and what’s right for me is not right for other people.