Little Johnny is at it again......

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by JBKing, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. JBKing

    JBKing Hall Of Fame

    Mar 23, 2002
    Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car, and saw Daddy and Aunt Diana in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could barely contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Diana. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Diana a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Diana helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Diana........." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an INTERESTING story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell him tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell Daddy his story. Mommy listened closely as Little Johnny started telling his story about how he saw the car go into the woods, then watched Aunt Diana get undressed, and then Aunt Diana laid down on the back seat....and then Aunt Diana and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army!!!"

    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt someone.
  2. ntexasdude

    ntexasdude Hall Of Fame

    Jan 23, 2005
  3. Nick

    Nick Charter Gold Club Member DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    Busted! :eek:


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