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Married Life

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by DCSholtis, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. Aug 6, 2008 #1 of 11
    DCSholtis

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    Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.

    The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4-inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'... then we made love all night long."

    The mistress stated: "Oh yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

    The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'"
     
  2. Aug 6, 2008 #2 of 11
    Nick

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    :lol:
     
  3. Aug 7, 2008 #3 of 11
    curt8403

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    Sad, but probably true perhaps of all the people abt 75% (men) take their partner for granted. abt 12 % (women) also take their partner for granted. the remainder probably have all the fun.
     
  4. Aug 7, 2008 #4 of 11
    smiddy

    smiddy Tain't ogre til its ogre

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    Awesome!
     
  5. Aug 7, 2008 #5 of 11
    Draconis

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    I don't know, if I saw the wife dressed like that I would wonder what I did (and run the other way).
     
  6. TheGreatLogan

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    jajajajajaaja... not me, i will have sex and then run jajajajajajajja
     
  7. Nick

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    Holy Crapola, Batman, put it away,,,you're (not your) way too predictable! :lol:
     
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    +1
     
  9. fluffybear

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    Those of you who have already heard stories about my wife know that outfit sounds about standard for her!!:D
     
  10. DCSholtis

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    :goodjob: :allthumbs
     
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    :icon_bb: :icon_bb:
     

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