New Michigan law

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by apexmi, Nov 10, 2008.

  1. apexmi

    apexmi Godfather

    Jul 8, 2006
    Michigan Law:

    The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit .

    For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl ?

    A. The Detroit Lions.

    Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

    Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?

    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

    A. To the Detroit Lions Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

    Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    Q. What do the Detroit Lions and a possums have in common?

    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.



    Dec 11, 2006
    Long Island, NY
    Aren't you tough on the Lions Matt Millen is gone things will get better.
    Those are some great lines:hurah:
  3. tcusta00

    tcusta00 Active Member

    Dec 31, 2007
    Even recycled for the current horrible team they're still funny. :lol:
  4. nn8l

    nn8l Legend

    Sep 7, 2007
    Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a Professional football team? Because then Detroit would want one.
  5. jodyguercio

    jodyguercio Active Member

    Aug 16, 2007
    Bitter part of one your table is now ready........:lol:

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