Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Lord Vader, Nov 19, 2011.
Then that's enough provocation for the taser.....
On a similar note related to driving, people who hog the left lane until you get tired of driving behind them and are able to try to pass on the left, then they speed up to try and keep you from doing so.
Why is there never any paper in there? Do they just not wipe or shuffle over to a different stall?
A good, all-purpose curse suitable for most occasions is, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your private parts!"
Sounds good to me!
That’s when I loom my 6'6" frame over them and stare at their bald spot.
They tend to move rather quickly when I do that.
What you will recommend for those who are 5' or so ?
Get a step stool.
You mean like this attachment?
At first I thought I was seeing Tom Brady, then I panned out my field of vision and saw Jesus only because I convinced my mind.
Then I wondered if it was photo shopped.
I do the same, except it is with the grill of my truck. Small cars will move over when all they can see in the rear-view mirror is GMC.
Yes, it's that Festivus time of year. Airing of grievances and tests of strength may commence.
You really believe that? If they won't move for a 18 wheeler they aren't gonna move for anything.
I won't, in fact I'm much more likely to lock up the brakes. Got a brand new car several years ago courtesy of the "big truck drivers" insurance company when he pulled that.
I did that to someone when I was driving a HEMMT once.
OOH a player!
I like guys whom pull that stuff. Since I'm always clear on the sides before attempting high speed "butt sniffing" its fun when they jam on the brakes because I can swerve out, brake and turn into their side. Fun to watch them swerve off toward the side of the road (ran one completely off once)
I hate the slow moving "cattle" that ride herd alongside each other and block traffic flow in all lanes.
Don "hey if I'm gonna pay for damage I might as well have fun" Bolton
When in front, I generally give a hand signal (not the bird!) to tailgaters to back off. Not rude, but a motion that most understand, a few react favorably.
When behind, I make use of a brief lights flash, then several, then honk and light flash, then go around when right lanes are clear. (This is for slow pokes in fast lane.) In CA, the law is that cars must pull to right to allow faster traffic through. Too bad it's not taught well. Same in OR? The cattle formation would be illegal here, though who're ya' gonna call? to enforce?
When I am in the fast lane (always going the speed limit to 5 over), and passing slower moving traffic, albeit maybe not as fast as the 20 over drivers would prefer, and someone does that to me..I wait until the honk and light flash segment before applying the brakes at a rather noticeable rate...that usually gets MY message across, and the tailgater backs off. And Don, I do it when there is a nice big 18 wheeler in the right lane, so your choice is the rear end, or the median
Wow. Intense. You'd be liable to arrest in CA for that kind of nonsense.
I don't honk or flash while tailgating- because I don't tailgate.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list -- I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed -- who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs --
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs --
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat --
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that --
And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist --
They'd none of 'em be missed -- they'd none of 'em be missed!
He's got 'em on the list -- he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed.
There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist -- I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed -- they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist --
I don't think she'd be missed -- I'm sure she'd not he missed!
He's got her on the list -- he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed -- I'm sure she'll not be missed!
And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist -- I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life --
They'd none of 'em be missed -- they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as -- What d'ye call him -- Thing'em-bob, and likewise -- Never-mind,
And 'St-- 'st-- 'st-- and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who --
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed -- they'd none of 'em be missed!
You may put 'em on the list -- you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!