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Poem "My tree DOES fork"

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by ntexasdude, May 9, 2005.

  1. ntexasdude

    ntexasdude Hall Of Fame

    Jan 23, 2005
    A Redneck Love Poem

    Susie Lee done fell in love
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all
    She told her pappy so.

    Pappy told her, "susie gal
    You'll have to find another
    I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
    But Joe is yo' half brother"

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will
    But after telling pappy this,
    He said, "There's trouble still.......

    You cain't marry Will, my gal..
    And please don't tell your mother
    But Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yo ' half brother

    But mama knew and said, "My child,
    Just do what makes you happy
    Marry Will Or marry Joe,
    You ain't no kin to pappy
  2. n8dagr8

    n8dagr8 Resident Rounder DBSTalk Gold Club

    Aug 14, 2004
  3. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    Groan! :rolleyes:

    Unless it starts with "There once was a girl from Nantucket..." in iambic pentameter, regular redneck poetry probably won't fly around here.

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