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Seven stages of parking

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by fluffybear, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

    Jun 19, 2004
    The Seven Stages of Parking -Red Green

    Stage One - You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.

    Stage Two - You're a teenager and you park with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.

    Stage Three - You're married with kids and are parking a mini-van at McDonald's.

    Stage Four - The kids are grown and working at McDonald's, you've got a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.

    Stage Five - You're parking in the garage for a while, where you're also living.

    Stage Six - You're old, no car no license no parking spot.

    Stage Seven - You're parked. Permanently. In your own space. Even has your name over it.
  2. yosoyellobo

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    Nov 1, 2006
    Jacksonville Fl
    I plan on skipping stage seven. I be blowing in the wind.
  3. MikeW

    MikeW Hall Of Fame

    May 16, 2002
    That's the answer, my friend.

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