Silly thread #1: What would you say to your dog/cat?

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  1. Chris Blount

    Chris Blount Creator of DBSTalk Staff Member Administrator DBSTalk Gold Club

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    If your dog/cat suddenly acquired the ability to talk, what you ask him/her?
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Charter Gold Club Member DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    1. What does my spouse/gf do while I'm at work?
    2. Please don't tell her what I did last night!
    3. What's it like being a dog? (answer here)
    4. What's that "knot" thing really for?
    5. Can you read, too?
     
  3. Mikey

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    I'd say "Stop telling me what to do!"
     
  4. old7

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    If my dog and cat could magically talk the conversation would go something like this:

    Dog: Play, ball, play, play, stick, play, play, eat, eat ,eat, eat. Happy, play, eat, play, happy.
    Cat: Tell the dog to shut up already.
     
  5. Chris Blount

    Chris Blount Creator of DBSTalk Staff Member Administrator DBSTalk Gold Club

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    Why do you eat your own poop?
     
  6. Stuart Sweet

    Stuart Sweet The Shadow Knows!

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    How did you get such a great job?
     
  7. navy8ball

    navy8ball Legend/Supporter

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    was the guy who wrote the bible dyslexic?
     
  8. Selenna

    Selenna Fair Lady of the forums DBSTalk Gold Club

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    Why do you eat the *cat's* poop?

    And to both my dogs and both my cats... thank you! Unconditional love... ya just can't get it anywhere else.

    --Sel
     
  9. BaldEagle

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    Disclaimer Required:

    Warning, don't try and read this thread while eating. Could cause extensive damage to screen and keyboard.
     
  10. lukep10

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    Dogs like cat poop b/c it has a lot of nitrogen in it. Thus it's flavor is quite pleasant to a dog. (I dated a veterinarian and annoyed him with questions like that all the time)
     
  11. Pink Fairy

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    ~roflmao~ Yes, do not eat while reading this thread.

    To my Danes - You know you can not fit in my lap since you were like 3 months old, RIGHT!!!??

    To my pug - What in the world do you find on the floor that we think you are just eating that is invisible!

    To Peach Fuzz(Cat) - STOP BEING SO PSYCHOTIC.

    To Jeremiah (Cat) - The fish tanks are NOT that amusing. STOP trying to attack the fish by jumping and clawing at the glass! OMG!
     
  12. tomcrown1

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    Now dog that you can talk----Spot get to work and earn your keep!!!
     
  13. machavez00

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  14. flexoffset

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    Is my leg really that attractive?
     
  15. Greg Alsobrook

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    wait a second....

    you guys can't talk to your dogs??

    :lol:
     
  16. tomcrown1

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    Who said we can't talk to our dogs??

    My dog ran away he refuses to work for his meals that ungreatful mutt!!
     
  17. chris0

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    To my cat:
    1. Seriously, why do you think that every time I go into the kitchen it's to get you some tuna?
    2. What are you chasing when you go tearing through the apartment all of a sudden?
    3. What are you dreaming about when you're twitching like that?

    But what I really want to know is:
    4. After you poop, what do you hope to accomplish by scratching at the wall next to your box?
     
  18. James Long

    James Long Ready for Uplink! Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Can you keep a secret?

    (That is, can the dog keep the secrets I've been saying around them.)
     
  19. smiddy

    smiddy Tain't ogre til its ogre

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    If I had a pet? Uhm, does that really feel good when you lick that? :D
     
  20. Sirshagg

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    Why do you keep using my house as a toilet!!! :mad:
     
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