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Some quickies

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Corn, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. John Corn

    John Corn Hall Of Fame

    Mar 21, 2002
    1. What's the Cuban national anthem?
    "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
    2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar.
    3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
    They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
    4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment.
    5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring.
    6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    Because they're not going to work in the future either.
    7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A pimp.
    8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
    9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
    10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
    11. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
    A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
    12. My, my, how time have changed.
    Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the
    Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
    13. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    #13 - actually, the Chinese are among the tallest of all the Asians.

    Just thought I would say it before Mark does. :lol:

    The Nickster :cool:

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