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The Harley-Davidson Facts

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Ferenczy, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. Ferenczy

    Ferenczy AllStar

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    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
    and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man
    and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward will be that you
    can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
    out with God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"

    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
    pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
    road?"

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't
    you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention!

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!"

    "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours". :p
     
  2. davring

    davring Hall Of Fame

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    They are BOTH very costly to maintain:)
     
  3. jkane

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    And some of us men ride both. :D
     
  4. veryoldschool

    veryoldschool Lifetime Achiever Staff Member Super Moderator DBSTalk Club

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    When you turn a Harley off, it's quiet, it doesn't complain if you leave it unattended, ...
     
  5. WERA689

    WERA689 Well-Known Member

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    Both Harleys and dogs like riding in the back of pickup trucks. But only the dog can get there under its own power...

    Harleys are the most efficient method yet devised to turn gasoline into noise without benefit of horsepower or speed.[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  6. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    Little-known Fact:

    Motorcycles were originally developed as handicap aids for
    disabled bicycle riders too weak to pedal on their own! :lol:
     

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