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Top Signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Unthinkable, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. Unthinkable

    Unthinkable Guest

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    Top Signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO -


    a.. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters
    b.. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
    c. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming
    d.. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them
    e.. The directions to your doctor's office include "take a left at the trailer park"
    f.. You ask for Viagara; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape
     

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