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Tyson is always fair game! please excuse some of the foul language

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Walsh, May 7, 2002.

  1. John Walsh

    John Walsh Godfather/Supporter

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    Apr 22, 2002
    As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and
    finish grade 5.

    This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary
    word in a sentence.
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    Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,somebody get
    that catacomb.

    Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

    Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they
    gonna send me back to the joint.

    Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

    Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say,
    "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

    Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

    Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to
    the pool hall.

    Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

    Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain
    for dinner?"

    Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say,"fortify".

    Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

    Pekinese: I not proud of it, but wen I see the ho nex doe, I pekinese mysef in da windo.
     

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