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Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Nick, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

    Apr 23, 2002
    Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. when
    his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in
    Montreat. As he was about to step into the limo, Graham spoke to the driver.
    "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine.
    Would you mind if I drove for a while?"

    Handing the reverend his chauffeur's cap, the driver said, "Certainly, Reverend,
    Have at it."

    Billy got behind the wheel and they headed off down the highway. A few miles
    down the road sat a rookie state trooper operating his first speed stop. The
    long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 zone. The trooper pulled out and
    easily caught the limo. As the young trooper walked up to the driver's door, the
    window rolled down and he was surprised to see who was driving.

    The trooper immediately excused himself and went back to his patrol car to call
    his sergeant. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the
    law but I know that sometimes important people are given certain, courtesies.
    I need to know what I should do because I think I have just stopped a very
    important person."

    The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"

    The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."

    The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."

    The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."

    The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

    The young trooper said, "I'm not sure, but I think it might be Jesus - because
    he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!
  2. ntexasdude

    ntexasdude Hall Of Fame

    Jan 23, 2005
    !rolling !rolling

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