Seriously, I will hunt down and put all D* employees through some diabolical evil device. I've had this receiver for 20 minutes now, and it doesn't receive OTA, attract women, or even julianne fries! I need this to make my flux capicator work to further my plans for world domination! And, on top of all that, yes, I have the gall to spend my life complaining about a machine that I paid a whopping $22 for shipping for and otherwise got for free! I want everything, I want it now, and I want it for free! I wannawannawannawanna! Enjoy your days, people!