Sam & Abie, two old retired guys were sitting on a park bench in Fla. Sam asks Abie if he likes to gamble. Abie nods so Sam asks, "Do you wanna make a bet with me?" Abie says sure. Sam says, "I'll bet you $100 mine is longer soft than yours is hard". Abie says, "I'll take that bet", and starts laughing at Sam. Sam asks him, "How long is yours hard?" Abie says, "5 inches. How long is yours soft?" Sam says, "15 years. Pay me."