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Why men are happier

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by naijai, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. naijai

    naijai Hall Of Fame

    Aug 19, 2006
    Men Are Just Happier People--
    Your last name stays put.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can never be pregnant.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife..
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
  2. 4HiMarks

    4HiMarks Hall Of Fame

    Jan 21, 2004
    Laurel, MD
    "You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. "

    So true.

    But the main reason men are happier is because they DON'T have to be married to men! (unless they're gay and live in one of a few select states.)
  3. vikefan

    vikefan Legend

    Jan 20, 2008
    Men are happier because women are sexier!
  4. scroll

    scroll Mentor

    Apr 10, 2010
    Happiness is a state of mind.It doesn't matter whether you are a man or woman.
  5. dave29

    dave29 New Member

    Feb 18, 2007
    That's freaking hilarious. :lol:
  6. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

    Jul 28, 2004
    Of course...because its so true.... :D
  7. billsharpe

    billsharpe Hall Of Fame

    Jan 25, 2007
    I'll drink to that:goodjob:

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