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worst christmas song

Discussion in 'The OT' started by curt8403, Dec 23, 2008.

what is your choice for worst christmas song of all time

  1. Grandma got run over by a reindeer

    0 vote(s)
  2. Caterwail of the bells (cats)

    10 vote(s)
  3. We wish you a merry christmas (barking dogs)

    5 vote(s)
  4. Christmas at ground zero

    6 vote(s)
  5. some other song (Please post)

    5 vote(s)
  1. curt8403

    curt8403 Hall Of Fame

    Dec 27, 2007
    what is your pick for worst christmas song.
  2. Jimmy 440

    Jimmy 440 Hall Of Fame

    Nov 16, 2007
    That stupid song the "Waitresses" sing.It is so freakin annoying.

    Edit : It's called "Christmas Wrapping"
  3. Stuart Sweet

    Stuart Sweet The Shadow Knows!

    Jun 18, 2006
    Any version of "The First Noel" or any Christmas song sung by Whitney Houston would be at the bottom of my list.
  4. Jimmy 440

    Jimmy 440 Hall Of Fame

    Nov 16, 2007
    There are so many nasty remakes of some great Christmas Carols.
  5. xIsamuTM

    xIsamuTM Icon

    Jul 8, 2008
    Other: Christmas Time in Hell (thanks to an AMV i saw a few years back)
  6. dave29

    dave29 New Member

    Feb 18, 2007
    every christmas song, ever...........
    (excluding the Trans siberian orchestra)
  7. Rob-NovA

    Rob-NovA Icon

    Jan 10, 2008
    "Santa Baby" by Madonna. Obnoxious and unfortunately in heavy rotation on XM Holly... Argh!
  8. tcusta00

    tcusta00 Active Member

    Dec 31, 2007
    But Uncle Scrooge, it's Christmas!! :sure: :D
  9. dettxw

    dettxw MRVing

    Nov 21, 2007
    Choctaw, OK
    It's not even close.

    Mannheim Steamroller's version of Deck the Halls

    Drives me frickin crazy. It's a damn crime against nature.
  10. elaclair

    elaclair Rescued Racers Live Here

    Jun 18, 2004
    Del Mar, CA

    So the one I'm thinking of is actually a spoof, but it's in such poor taste (and if noone is around when you see the video I guarantee you'll laugh and then hate yourself for it) that it HAS to be nominated. If I can find the video I'll edit my post with a link.

    Anyway, it's done to Carol Of The Bells, and is called "Ding, Fries are Done" sung by "Skipper" a 'special' Burger King employee.....
  11. waynebtx

    waynebtx Hall Of Fame

    Dec 24, 2006
    Voted Caterwail of the bells (cats) but
    We wish you a merry christmas (barking dogs) is just as bad
  12. Mike Bertelson

    Mike Bertelson 6EQUJ5 WOW! Staff Member Super Moderator DBSTalk Club

    Jan 24, 2007
    I just can't get rap to fit into the Christmas spirit.

    Christmas In Hollis by Run-DMC would have to be my vote for worst.

  13. paulman182

    paulman182 Hall Of Fame

    Aug 4, 2006
    Don't forget, Bobby Helms was widely condemned when he combined rock with Christmas and got Jingle Bell Rock. Hard to believe, today.

    However, I must agree with you on your song selection.:)
  14. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

    Jun 19, 2004
    Any holiday classic 21st century re-mix. I heard one of 'White Christmas' the other day which made just about lose my egg nog.
  15. sacalait

    sacalait Godfather

    Aug 6, 2007
    West Palm...
    "I farted on Santa's Lap" by The Little Stinkers. And just in cased you've never heard it.

    Song Lyrics:
    Mom made beans for dinner, I know I ate 'em all
    Said, "Come get your coat on, goin' to the mall."
    Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
    But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese.

    Waiting there for Santa, thought that I'd explode
    The gas bubble grew bigger with every ho-ho-ho
    Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doin' swell
    But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered, "What's that smell?"

    I farted on Santa's lap
    Now Christmas is gonna stink for me
    I farted on Santa's lap
    Now I'll (raspberry fart) under my Christmas tree.

    I asked him for a baseball, I asked him for a bat
    I asked him for some ice skates, but I'll get none of that.
    I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without
    'Cause when I sat down on Santa's lap, I let one slip out.

    I farted on Santa's lap
    Now Christmas is gonna stink for me
    I farted on Santa's lap
    Now I'll (raspberry fart) under my Christmas tree.

    On Christmas Eve, I snuck out of my bed without a sound
    I went down to the living room just to take a look around
    It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
    His arms were full of presents and they were all for me!

    He put them on a pile, got up to turn around
    And blew a fart with such great force, our tree almost came down!
    And so I'll always cherish that special moment when
    I realize even Old Saint Nick whurps one now and then!

    I farted on Santa's lap
    And Christmas didn't stink for me
    I farted on Santa's lap
    And Santa let one on my Christmas tree!
  16. mcbeevee

    mcbeevee 97% Complete

    Sep 18, 2006
    There are too many goofy/funny/parody Christmas songs to mention. As far as traditional Christmas songs, I would say my least liked one is "We Need a Little Christmas" from the play "Mama".

  17. txtommy

    txtommy Icon

    Dec 30, 2006
    While there is some really great Christmas music, most Christmas songs are not worthy of any hit list and if they had any other theme would not get any air time. It is only because they fall within the Christmas category that they are played relentlessly on radio and in shopping malls from Halloween until the New Year. I'm usually sick of the music before Thanksgiving.
  18. 4HiMarks

    4HiMarks Hall Of Fame

    Jan 21, 2004
    Laurel, MD
    Barking dogs version of Jingle Bells.
  19. xIsamuTM

    xIsamuTM Icon

    Jul 8, 2008
    What about the Hanukah Song for our kosher friends? It was funny...

    back in high school.
  20. smiddy

    smiddy Tain't ogre til its ogre

    Apr 5, 2006
    I like all Christmas songs...to put a positive spin on things. :)

    [X] None of the above

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