A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire week end partying with the boys and blowing his whole paycheck.
When he finally went home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied,
"That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednsday came and went by without seeing her. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her out of the corner of his right eye.