Another Lawyer Joke, or the Truth In Disguise

A very successful lawyer parked his
brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close
and completely tore off the door on the
driver's side. The lawyer immediately
grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and
within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask
questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just
picked up the day before, was completely
ruined and would never be the same, no
matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from
his ranting and raving, the officer shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe
how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions
that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the
lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that
your left arm is missing from the shoulder down?
It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

Nick :smoking: